Things I Would Rather Do Than Discuss the Election

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Baby-sit 3+ kids.

Write thank-you notes.

Attend a funeral.

Write an annotated bibliography.

Watch “The Wiggles.”

Eat split-pea soup.

Have major surgery.

Go to a NASCAR race.

Walk barefoot on hot cement.

Learn Mandarin Chinese.

Give a hobo a foot massage.

Wear pantyhose for 24 hours.

Have a stomach flu.

Read a textbook cover-to-cover.

Pull weeds.

Put a fork into an electrical socket.

Happy Hump Day! 😉

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